A big list of furniture jokes! Still do we just paid 25 for a beautiful tree. I saw a sign outside IKEA . My parents' fake tree has been around for decades, but it's made of wood, steel, and boar hair. This includes anything from Reddit, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, or any form of "comments section" on the Internet, as well as. Are they made out of cheap plastic? The funniest sub on reddit. Where's the tiny Allen wrench??! She still doesn’t get what’s wrong with it. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! You're fortunate to read a set of the 81 funniest jokes and swedish puns. One night stands last longer. Funny Shit Haha Funny Funny Jokes Funny Stuff Cat Jokes Pranks Hilarious Funniest Memes Fun Funny Super Funny 99.8k votes, 634 comments. The metal they use is very cheap and by the time you’re done assembling its not even a hexagon anymore, more like a circle. I'm sure Joe Biden will get 150 more needless. Me and my recliner go way back. 50 Jokes About Careers & Job Search. Seriously though DO NOT order anything from IKEA right now. Post author By Jörgen Sundberg; Here’s a little list of workplace jokes that made us laugh. content accompanied by text from those platforms, Reddit's policies on self-promotion and spam, IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. [–]Raven_Skyhawk 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago (5 children), Because it might be useful one day damn it, lol, [–]zer0saber 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (4 children). Love you more than jokes. Members. Into like, major components, sure. [–]2krazy4me 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]barra333 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). But how will you know how part A fits with Part C? But all I wanted was that one nightstand. And only when you go to attach the last needle is it that you realize you put the first one in backwards and need to undo them all to fix it. ... Keep scrolling for more laugh out loud IKEA jokes you’re sure to identify with! [–]BrianSpilnerGallo12 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]rwbmachine 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]1103070 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). Seems like we got a perfect tree every time. imgur. Wait until you find out that there's four different lengths in there and you're missing one. No identifying information, including anything hosted on platforms making that information public. I didn't get the job, 'cause I was missing a screw. 6. gostatisfy. I worked the returns counter at the time and yes, people tried to return dead trees. I guess you could say that trying to find the answer had you on . [–]TheBlankState[] 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (3 children). To this day we can still find you trying to accomplish this impossible task! ... You might've just gotten a little overexcited, so take a few moments to collect yourself, and let's be real about this. Doesn't everyone keep a drawer full of 30 single-use allen wrenches from every piece of unassembled furniture they've ever bought? Would’ve been hilarious if you brought it into show and tell or something, [–]Radio12244 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago (0 children), When my mom finally found it in my room She said “You didn’t really think this was gold did you?” I felt stupid, [–]Hungry_Freaks_Daddy 47 points48 points49 points 12 days ago (3 children). But for real though, Courtney did that shit. have you considered a Kvarnvik storage box? I never actually seen cookies in that tin. [–]nothing_911 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children). I never seen one it store. I spent the next several hours picking up every needle I could find, and trying to figure out how to attach them back onto the tree. 4. [–]scoliosisgiraffes 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]rednrithmetic 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), The do terra mlm people have now entered the chat, [–]DrBrogbo 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]mlann87 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jonrossjan 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]FallenAngelII 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (4 children). In your 20s, shopping at Ikea feels like a rite of passage. If you can think of more, please let us know in the comments and we can add to the list! Don't forget the one extra dowel peg that comes with all of the big pieces. Can I take a moment to say how amazing that this particular habit exists in every single country. No instructions included, [–]Sxilla 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). At the end it will be missing four pine needles... you look in the box for them but the only parts left are three maple leaves. For most of us, it goes hand in hand with the crummy apartments and bad relationships that defined that period of our lives. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any barcodes witze you can hear about swedish. [–]adventures_in_dysl 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (5 children), this one comment lead me to discover 2 things i didnt know, 1 Alan of the band Kill Allen Wrench was a suspect in kurt cobains death, and 2 the band was pretty good https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Allen+Wrench/+wiki, [–]Diora0 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]JojenCopyPaste 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]showsterblob 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (1 child). T‌‌hey're o‌‌ld, s‌‌tupid, a‌‌nd h‌‌ave b‌‌een d‌‌one b‌‌y … [–]legobricksnshit 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Online. $20 and they gave you a $20 store credit. My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for. A few years in and it's holding up well enough, but I very much doubt my plastic tree will last decades. [–]muffinhead2580 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (0 children). It's easier to just go there. [–]Acplay 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]krissipie 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Whether you’ve just moved into a new place or are planning on doing up your old one IKEA is a one stop shop for just about every piece of furniture you’ll ever need, if you can eventually make it out again of course. [–]SierraStar31 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). The picture indicates that you would buy these needles from IKEA and have to put the tree together needle by needle. No social media or electronic messaging content (including Reddit). Besides launching a million jokes about how IKEA bought TaskRabbit to help people put together its famous furniture, the purchase gives IKEA … Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Oh God, where is it??! Once you find the allen key, set up will be easy-peasy. That is adorable. They're decorative! [–]defenestr8tor 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]hipolishus 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Cripnite 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (8 children). Because they already have artificial Swedeners. Are the Royal Dansk cookie tins going out of style? Neither number usually works and simply provides a message that this number is not available and when it is the wait is interminable with possibly the worst on-hold music I have ever heard. Long live Harry and Meghan, everyday schmoes. [–]runasaur 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Montigue 15 points16 points17 points 12 days ago (0 children), Nice. Want to see /r/funny with these posts? I ordered a pillow and it’s been two months. Worst bit is - once you've assembled, you'll still have to spruce it up a bit. You're perfect. They really are single use. I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. Ikea Jokes / Recent Jokes. reddit. CanonRock. Yes children I assembled every needle, now stop fucking with the decorations! And you just bought your tree in a bundle, no walking around looking for the perfect tree. I got a job at Ikea because I wanted to make something of myself. He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. [–]Killerina 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]whiskey-and-plants 79 points80 points81 points 12 days ago (2 children). I saw some of the needles that had fallen off and I assumed that because the needles were separate that my parents had actually attached every single needle one by one. 4. truthfacts. [–]Radio12244 52 points53 points54 points 12 days ago* (3 children). I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. They will be deleted regardless of intent. Yes. 19.8m. Pffft I've got time at home with all the lockdowns. All posts must make an attempt at humor. is that how it was when you bought it? Humor Graphic: The most difficult Job interview:Ikea. Should we be alarmed these boomer jokes are becoming common? A Denver girl switched to Wayfair and Amazon (edit: items actually being delivered), But now the various distribution hubs are getting backlogged from Black Friday, Xmas, Covid sweeping through workers, and everything else now (edit: being shipped) online, [–]degjo 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (2 children). [–]degjo 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (10 children). [–]AhoyPalloi 693 points694 points695 points 12 days ago (72 children). You have to screw every single needle in. Like bed frames. Gonna be a looooooong night (i.redd.it), submitted 12 days ago by Swaggins-masta3552243959352& 221 more, [–]Enduro_Jeff 5131 points5132 points5133 points 12 days ago345 (96 children). Honestly, the I went to Ikea last year and they had real trees for sale (no assemble required). In accordance with, Anything involving politics or a political figure (regardless of context) will be removed. I used to be on pins and needles until I took an orange arrow in the knee. But there is a secret you should know. An IKEA employee shared it on Reddit. Are you sure? Kill me now, [–]upthewatwo 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]hoxxxxx 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Carpy0646 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Hud_is_on 94 points95 points96 points 12 days ago (13 children), [–]Opus_723 43 points44 points45 points 12 days ago (3 children), (...I didn't get you anything, so I panicked and did a meme), [–]hallese 17 points18 points19 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]baconworld 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]thisismewhen 11 points12 points13 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Hud_is_on 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]woolaverage 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children), it's color in the reddish-orange family which is a type of orange I thought we already settled this debate months ago, [–]CuddlePirate420 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). What did they do with their free several hours while you were engrossed in needles? A big list of assembly jokes! I wish I had something like that when I a child. Whoever left this note must have been bored! And long may the jokes pour in congratulating the formerly regal couple. [–]JesusIsMySecondSon 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). I found it in the yard one night and didn’t know what it was and hid it in my room for months because I thought i found 3 pounds of gold.... [–]iamayurt 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago (1 child), Ahahaha what were you planning to do with your “gold”? Try, If you are not the author of the comic in question, you may only submit links to the page where it is hosted. You know, I hear people joke about IKEA assembly but it’s honestly better than many other manufacturers. No asking for upvotes (in any form), no “Cake Day” posts, and no posts to communicate with another Redditor. Please someone tell me what to do. I figured this is just how it was and didn’t bother asking my parents about it. They sell real trees, it was $25 tree, with a $25 coupon last week. Ikea Jokes. It was like borrowing a tree and getting your deposit back! Thanks :), [–]residentdunce 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jordantask 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). Cheaper too (US), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]knightress_oxhide 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (1 child). I’m hot on the case, I tell ya’. No memes, HIFW, MRW, MeIRL, DAE, or similar posts. I just lost my job as a psychic. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. I'll use one of the 50 I have in my junk drawer." Here in Ireland they sell you a tree and give you a voucher with it for money off in the store in January. Close. How will we survive, [–]ranhalt 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Skydiver860 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). Whats the difference between a smart Swede and a unicorn? Policy was if you returned it before Xmas we gave you a new one. Or the washers, [–]Faerhun 29 points30 points31 points 12 days ago (2 children). [–]TransIB 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children), In the UK here, I've just moved flat and bought a bunch of stuff from IKEA, so far everything has been great. This actually almost sounds like something from Black Mirror. What about a plastic one kept and reused for years, decades, on end? Laugh at funny furniture jokes submitted by kids. Got another delivery coming on monday as well, fingers-crossed I suppose :P, [–]Patrol-007 16 points17 points18 points 12 days ago* (8 children), IKEA US? Posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. A big list of ike jokes! Including Furniture jokes for adults, dirty furniture puns and clean apartments dad jokes for kids. Part A and Part C look almost identical. Never seen one finished though, [–]spluv1 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), yea it's pretty daunting haha I'd feel so claustrophobic if I were put in a room and forced to do it hahah, [–]gochomoe 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), I really want to see the instructions. Exactly. I never understood why people save those. [–]androgenoide 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children). The couple's infant, presumably disturbed by the noise (or perhaps the perplexing instructions), The Local jokes. I’ve done some really stupid shit as a kid. Discover (and save!) I asked. [–]Mark_Zuckrenbrenge 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child), I don't think I've seen it before but I already feel like I've seen this post way too often, [–]RWhatIWant2B 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (7 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (3 children), I believe IKEA wanted to go with the traditional puzzle way. Following is our collection of globe puns and sears one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. Bots and bot-like accounts are not allowed. 11 of them, in fact! I've rounded the edges on every single one of them halfway into assembly. The tale is only the latest installment in oft-parodied customer struggles with Ikea's illustrated assembly instructional diagrams . [–]Xdsboi 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Please read our complete rules page before posting. [–]r23dom 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]NotCrying_UrCrying 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]AdministrativeDoor25 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]DisBStupid 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]CourierSixtyNine 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (4 children), You joke but we really are selling fake trees for the season. Random junk drawer becomes the tidbits to make a badass weapon and armor! [–]Masta_ShoNuff 28 points29 points30 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]TellMe88 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). It’s been eight years since the Ikea Monkey: The best memes to celebrate. [–]pizza_breakfast 55 points56 points57 points 12 days ago (15 children), Royal Dansk cookie is in fact Danish for sewing kit, [–]gggg566373 35 points36 points37 points 12 days ago (12 children). Posts with titles such as "I got banned from /r/___" or "This got removed from /r/___" are not allowed. [–]cicalaca-cichicea 146 points147 points148 points 12 days ago (29 children). Mar 12, 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Essence Human Development. Yep. Ikea jokes that are not only about superstore but actually working shopper puns like My kid says he came up with this one A guy goes to interview for IKEA and Masturbation is like buying IKEA furniture. Webcomic authors may, Image-based submissions in which the humor can be conveyed via text alone are not allowed. Well, they mentioned a new brother about 9 months later... [–]CuddlePirate420 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). A big list of ikea jokes! No, don't use Wayfair. [–]Spongi 22 points23 points24 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 70 points71 points72 points 12 days ago (6 children), It’s ALWAYS the Allen wrench that’s missing. Click here! Ikea Jokes. [–]AdmiralOnus 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). All submissions to /r/Funny are governed by Reddit's policies on self-promotion and spam. No personal info, no hate speech, and no harassment. Get it Saturday, Dec This includes pictures of text with images that don't add necessary context, transcriptions of standup comedy (as with. Do you also dismantle the IKEA furniture when you sell it, you evil genius? [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 223 points224 points225 points 12 days ago (3 children), I knew I missed something!!!! All Swedish Food Market Products. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. When I tried to communicate this, they seemed confused, they said it was no big deal, it just took them 20 mins to do. [–]Sioux_Moody 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]bricklab 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). It said, "Huge Furniture Sale!" Just opposite on pre-drilled holes. [–]sometimes-i-rhyme 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (2 children). Their e-commerce system has completely collapsed under the weight of covid since many of their stores have been closed. [–]luciferin 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (3 children). Don't slow down my children shipment. In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. I always used the big holiday popcorn tins as trash cans. No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. The manager greeted me by saying, "Come in, make a seat. I'd bet there'd be people who would do it still, like people who try to do a 1000 piece puzzle of literally a single solid color lol, [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), Those honestly give me anxiety. It's perfect. reddit. [–]Give_It_To_Gore 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), yes then the lady throws them away saying I'm hoarding, and then when she needs one asked me where I put them, and then we have to go to the store, [–]hamster_rustler 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (7 children), “Single use” is BS, they’re made of metal. [–]mandelbomber 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (1 child), Shit better practice my fletching for my apocalypse ranger so I can make me some anti-zombie arrows, [–]Raven_Skyhawk 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). Every December we'd go to the city, buy some Christmas presents and buy the tree. [–]schlucks 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), some dickwad we bought a desk for just dropped of the parts in the alley and after we paid the 50$ as he was driving away he goes "oh yeah you also need an allen wrench bye", [–]GregorSamsaa 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (7 children). I’ve never understood the jokes people make about I bought another Knorva hat for my 4-year-old nephew and he adores it as well. Cheap metal made to last long enough to complete the project. IKEA is a wonderful place, and no matter how many times we pay a visit, there always seems to be an endless array of new treasures to discover. truthfacts. You laugh but I almost did this recently. 2. I personally though it was a joke. I have four complete sets and 30 single-use ones in a peppermint bark tin. [–]PepperoKing 7 points8 points9 points 12 days ago (1 child). Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion. The funniest sub on reddit. [–]abrookehack 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (0 children). How does every Swedish joke start? 120 Jokes You Will Understand Only If You Live In IKEA . Nothing, they're both fictional characters Why wasn't Jesus born in Sweden? [–]getyourcheftogether 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). What should I do if I don't see my post in the new queue? Try. [–]Draskuul 122 points123 points124 points 12 days ago (20 children). 5. One that I bought myself and a second that someone left for me after stealing the fork off my bike, [–]mattstorm360 24 points25 points26 points 12 days ago (3 children). I expect my tree to be fully assembled by the time we are all freely allowed outside again. That said, pro trick is to tape the wrench to the bottom or back or inside of whatever you assemble. What about big trees? Ikea Jokes. Most of the time you are directed to the IKEA Chatbot LATTJO. IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. They take a few hours for pickup orders in canada. Social media content of any kind is not allowed. Oh thank god I wasn’t the only kid who tried to figure things out with the IQ of a gold fish. Last year, I bought some Christmas decorations and a couple of bar stools online, and I expected ups or FedEx to deliver, but they deliver it themselves almost the same way you would get a mattress or a big piece of furniture. I remember this. Funny Jokes. Now I let my husband roam around the lot picking the Christmas tree. For fast children shipment, use Amazon! [–]mega_trex 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child). You can make up a random word and it would still sound legit. Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. [–]iEatPlankton 36 points37 points38 points 12 days ago (5 children), put it all together “FUCK, I’m missing a piece! Ike Jokes ‌‌Can w‌‌e b‌‌an "‌‌Yo M‌‌omma" j‌‌okes f‌‌rom t‌‌his s‌‌ub? Why I thought they could use makeup to convince audiences an old man was a young man but not use effects to make it look like someone died, I have no idea. In my mind, I assumed when they cast the actors there was a crowd of people and they had to ask “ok we need someone to die for this scene, is there anyone out there that doesn’t care about being alive anymore?” And I always imagined an old man in the back slowly raising their hand, finally giving up on life. I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. And a great memory of adolescence for sure :) here’s a polar bear hug award 🤟, [–]Falcon4711 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). [–]TehBeast 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (2 children). Purchasing furniture. Ikea's product names sound really silly and some of them are just begging to be joked with. [–]flompwillow 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). [–]ProPainful 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]gr8sk8 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]degjo 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), But their parents knew they were barking up the wrong tree, [–]spark1118 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]shadowredcap 59 points60 points61 points 12 days ago (2 children). 18 Jokes You’ll Find Hilarious If You’ve Ever Been to IKEA. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. THEY ARE ALL THE WRONG SIZE! No one is replying to this. "Dad, it's some flat pack furniture, what do you need the whole family for?" There is an abundance of finnish jokes out there. Posted by 1 day ago. [–]HuoXue 134 points135 points136 points 12 days ago (26 children). Created Jan 25, 2008. Alanis Morissette has entered the chat... [–]SPOOFE 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]kayp02 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]nonoimsomeoneelse 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), I haven't seen your allen wrench but here is a tube of glue that is already dried, [–]bipolarspacecop 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). Yeah! I did not see that coming. [–]AEROforce95 28 points29 points30 points 12 days ago (0 children), And the instructions!! [–]Inkwells_ 2078 points2079 points2080 points 12 days ago22 (49 children). Including Nightstand jokes for adults, dirty nightstand puns and clean mags dad jokes for kids. And yeah, later I read they were all real products. Furniture jokes. My grandma in Eastern Europe has has it and I was blown away that my wife's grandparents in US had identical box. Box 2 is the the trunk and branches, along with the screws to hold in each of the needles. and join one of thousands of communities. I'm convinced the people buy these cookies for the tin can only. [–]Montigue 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), I have two sets. Only with sewing equipment that somebody's grandma or mom has. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 15607 on r2-app-00334eed68ff81466 at 2020-12-17 12:42:44.523954+00:00 running c680323 country code: FR. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Thank god the cashier knew to check if I needed another box. Short Sweden Jokes Why don't Scandinavians need sugar? No other furniture brands do I actually enjoy building. You're fortunate to read a set of the 55 funniest jokes and hulk puns. looks like part a is missing, but you have enough part b. i can call Ã¥sa tommorow and see if she send a part a for you? *yes, I misunderstood on purpose. There are single-use keys? The instructions are made so simple it’s really hard to fuck up, the jokes about it have me convinced most people are pretty stupid. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Everyone gets a kick out of it whenever I wear it but it's actually really great in the rain. 26 of them, in fact! [–]pobody 18 points19 points20 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]Cannibustible 10 points11 points12 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]charavaka 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). But the setup takes to long and the final product is mediocre. If this had a tiny L shaped allen wrench it would be perfect. I was shocked, I couldn't imagine how long it took them to do it. ... mum, my two brothers, my sister and grandma hurried into the living room and gathered round an IKEA box laying on the floor. [–]spluv1 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (2 children), lmfao, could you imagine. They're single use if the metal is so cheap that it stops being a functional tool after it's first use. All IKEA stores have the discount department (As-Is). Political Joke In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. Visit our friends! [–]Bertenburny 44 points45 points46 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]snickers_rectal 63 points64 points65 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Riley38988 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Danouement 152 points153 points154 points 12 days ago (3 children), [–]Shoobedybopaloo 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]TalkingMeowth 83 points84 points85 points 12 days ago (5 children), I mean you can pay them $300 to assemble it for you, but it’s better to try and save money. 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